Gator Software, submitted by me. This was a no-brainer given today's topic, and also admittedly lazy on my part. Gator will go after anyone who labels their product as spyware, yet in a Freudian move their logo is a badly drawn pair of predatory alligator eyes greedily absorbing all they see for some secret and presumably sinister purpose. I'm just saying, they might want to rethink that creative decision.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker

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