Gator Software, submitted by me. This was a no-brainer given today's topic, and also admittedly lazy on my part. Gator will go after anyone who labels their product as spyware, yet in a Freudian move their logo is a badly drawn pair of predatory alligator eyes greedily absorbing all they see for some secret and presumably sinister purpose. I'm just saying, they might want to rethink that creative decision.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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