Gator Software, submitted by me. This was a no-brainer given today's topic, and also admittedly lazy on my part. Gator will go after anyone who labels their product as spyware, yet in a Freudian move their logo is a badly drawn pair of predatory alligator eyes greedily absorbing all they see for some secret and presumably sinister purpose. I'm just saying, they might want to rethink that creative decision.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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