Gator Software, submitted by me. This was a no-brainer given today's topic, and also admittedly lazy on my part. Gator will go after anyone who labels their product as spyware, yet in a Freudian move their logo is a badly drawn pair of predatory alligator eyes greedily absorbing all they see for some secret and presumably sinister purpose. I'm just saying, they might want to rethink that creative decision.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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