Got Cum?
Got Cum? ("thanks" Professor MacJake) - I did not click this link. You should not click this link. No one should ever, no matter what circumstances, click this link.
I know from descriptions what is behind this link, but I will not pass those descriptions on to you. Believe me, I'm doing you a favor. Forget what you saw here. You never read these words. You spent the last few seconds standing on a tree lined city street on a warm evening, taking in summer air that is ripe with flowers and the distant scent of a neighborhood bistro. You were never here. You remember nothing.
Go now, and live a healthy, happy, life.
This Week on Something Awful...
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Dark Starlings and Incest Board
The Weekend Web
Hey turkeys! Click on me and all of your wildest incest and vampire fantasies will come true!
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

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