37.com (thanks Invisible Elvis) - Claiming to feature "37 SEARCH ENGINES !", this website must have mixed up the phrase "SEARCH ENGINES" with "LEVELS OF HELL".
Its design is simple, yet brutally effective in its quest to give each of its unfortunate visitors the headache of a lifetime. Randomly colored boxes imprison text links to wholly unrelated concepts such as "Flowers" and "MP3", giving the site the appearance of a custom-made map for the Atari 2600 version of Breakout designed by a colorblind and unusually cruel child. I guess the idea is that if someone is presented with enough multi-colored words, they will feel compelled to click something, oh god anything just to leave the page they're on.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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