37.com (thanks Invisible Elvis) - Claiming to feature "37 SEARCH ENGINES !", this website must have mixed up the phrase "SEARCH ENGINES" with "LEVELS OF HELL".
Its design is simple, yet brutally effective in its quest to give each of its unfortunate visitors the headache of a lifetime. Randomly colored boxes imprison text links to wholly unrelated concepts such as "Flowers" and "MP3", giving the site the appearance of a custom-made map for the Atari 2600 version of Breakout designed by a colorblind and unusually cruel child. I guess the idea is that if someone is presented with enough multi-colored words, they will feel compelled to click something, oh god anything just to leave the page they're on.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.