Got Cum? ("thanks" Professor MacJake) - I did not click this link. You should not click this link. No one should ever, no matter what circumstances, click this link.
I know from descriptions what is behind this link, but I will not pass those descriptions on to you. Believe me, I'm doing you a favor. Forget what you saw here. You never read these words. You spent the last few seconds standing on a tree lined city street on a warm evening, taking in summer air that is ripe with flowers and the distant scent of a neighborhood bistro. You were never here. You remember nothing.
Go now, and live a healthy, happy, life.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.