Got Cum? ("thanks" Professor MacJake) - I did not click this link. You should not click this link. No one should ever, no matter what circumstances, click this link.
I know from descriptions what is behind this link, but I will not pass those descriptions on to you. Believe me, I'm doing you a favor. Forget what you saw here. You never read these words. You spent the last few seconds standing on a tree lined city street on a warm evening, taking in summer air that is ripe with flowers and the distant scent of a neighborhood bistro. You were never here. You remember nothing.
Go now, and live a healthy, happy, life.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.