Got Cum? ("thanks" Professor MacJake) - I did not click this link. You should not click this link. No one should ever, no matter what circumstances, click this link.
I know from descriptions what is behind this link, but I will not pass those descriptions on to you. Believe me, I'm doing you a favor. Forget what you saw here. You never read these words. You spent the last few seconds standing on a tree lined city street on a warm evening, taking in summer air that is ripe with flowers and the distant scent of a neighborhood bistro. You were never here. You remember nothing.
Go now, and live a healthy, happy, life.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.