Todd Goldman: Art Thief?
Todd Goldman: Art Thief? (Thanks Ryuzaki) - Why should anyone click this AWFUL, AWFUL link? I suppose if they want to see a bunch of people believing that they've found concrete proof that Todd "Goliath" Goldman steals art, passes it off as his own, and tries to make a living profiting from it. Otherwise, I guess you just shouldn't click it. It's up to you, after all.

TODD. TODD! TODD!!!

TODD, CAN YOU HEAR ME? I BELIEVE IN YOU, TODD! I BELIEVE IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS!! I LOVE YOU, TODD!!
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