"Crayons are awesome," announced forums poster A FUCKIN CANARY!! "Grab a 24 pack and draw!" Initially, the SA Forums members were skeptical of this suggestion, but then they looked at the background items in the sample picture A FUCKIN CANARY!! provided, and they were inspired - to draw birds with crayons, sure, but mostly to show off their own stuff. Somebody might say their belongings seem a bit goony, but given that many of those belongings are guns or fancy hunting knives, I am not going to be that somebody! Nice weapons, you guys!
A FUCKIN CANARY!!
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