tell your wife you love her with a "SILLY BABY" furnace from Sears
"SILLY BABY" now for up to two people
"SILLY BABY" is delightfully hard-hitting to children
"SILLY BABY" uses a trampoline can it get him above the law?
watch out "SILLY BABY" the boys in blue will pepper your steak
"indubitably" says BRAINY, the baby who overcomes
your time is over Brainy
sleep brainy sleep forever
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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