"Crayons are awesome," announced forums poster A FUCKIN CANARY!! "Grab a 24 pack and draw!" Initially, the SA Forums members were skeptical of this suggestion, but then they looked at the background items in the sample picture A FUCKIN CANARY!! provided, and they were inspired - to draw birds with crayons, sure, but mostly to show off their own stuff. Somebody might say their belongings seem a bit goony, but given that many of those belongings are guns or fancy hunting knives, I am not going to be that somebody! Nice weapons, you guys!
A FUCKIN CANARY!!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.