"Crayons are awesome," announced forums poster A FUCKIN CANARY!! "Grab a 24 pack and draw!" Initially, the SA Forums members were skeptical of this suggestion, but then they looked at the background items in the sample picture A FUCKIN CANARY!! provided, and they were inspired - to draw birds with crayons, sure, but mostly to show off their own stuff. Somebody might say their belongings seem a bit goony, but given that many of those belongings are guns or fancy hunting knives, I am not going to be that somebody! Nice weapons, you guys!
A FUCKIN CANARY!!
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.