Save-ur-life™ wall posters!

Forum goon fuckingtest started up a thread a little while ago with this first post:

First, take a look at this page:

http://www.proctorelem.org/nurse/nurse.htm

nothing there? Well there are some images on there that cracked me up. These are pics from one of those School Nurse's office posters showing what to do if a child is choking. I found these while looking for accident victims for another thread and thought, this could be good...Ive always loved the imagery and lettering on these.

And that's when the goons disturbing and pervese nature took over with a flurry of photoshopping madness. With that, I present to you this week's Comedy Goldmine, "Save-ur-life™ wall posters!"