Everyone should subscribe to my twitter thing and set it up so your computer goes nuts when I update it
Regular blogging is stupid and "microblogging" is worse but whenever I'm stuck in traffic or bored at work or whatever I take it upon myself to save whatever I'm thinking of at the time on my twitter page. Please use your RSS podcast social network to make your computer go wild whenever I post a new update on it. THANKS BYE.
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This Week on Something Awful...
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

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