Forums poster Myron had an idea: What if he and his fellow SA Goons Photoshopped celebrities so that they resembled troll dolls, one of America's biggest toy fads from the autumn of 1963 through 1965. [Wiki] Perhaps sensing this wasn't enough to carry an entire thread, he added a second option: Goons could put beaks on these famous people's faces. This was a new and exciting idea, the second most popular Google hit for "troll beaks" behind only the Clipd Beaks song "Troll House," which I listened to while writing this intro; it's okay, pretty mellow. Anyway, let's look at these Dam dolls, Gonks, Wishniks and Norfins [Wiki2] and also the occasional beak-face!
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!