The 2011 Fashion SWAT Hell-of-ween Scaretober Movie Monster Maelstrom
Gary Busey
Dr. Thorpenstein: FUCK!
Zackula: Stan Winston strikes again.
Dr. Thorpenstein: I guess Busey is more sad than scary, because didn't he get into an accident and now he's got the mind of a six-year-old or something? But even if he's more sad, he's still incredibly goddamn scary.
Zackula: Yeah, he is a damaged dude. But scary. Like that time he crawled under an old rotten tree trunk and webbed himself up with saliva and six months later he and Jake Busey came out together.
Zackula: And, really, what the fuck is the point of all this tax money going to the X-Files if they can't prevent Jake Busey from happening?
