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This Week on Something Awful...

• Republican Primary Ads!
  Comedy Goldmine
  

  The SA forum goons approved these messages.

• The Man Who Doesn't Know How To Sit Casually
  The Flash Tub
  

  Just sit casually.

• Chronicle; Journey 2: The Mysterious Island; Big Miracle; The Woman in Black
  Current Releases
  

  We're spanning the genres this week.

• There's Still Room For Mass Effect 3 To Seem Even Dumber
  Video Game Article
  

  Perhaps BioWare should hire Derek Smart.

• Supervillains in Politics!
  Photoshop Phriday
  

  Can you imagine a world in which politicans are evil? Kinda messed up, but the Goons give it a shot.

• Susan G. Komen: Always the Worst
  Features / Articles
  

  From KFC breast cancer buckets to bullying small charities, Susan G. Komen has never been good.