Peezle Ward: Escape From Satan's Ass

Peezle Ward, writer of more than 10 but less than a billion short stories, once again graces us with his skills. Some of you may remember him from the April Fool's special Lawyer Street. You will be seeing more of this man from now on I promise!
...Except you wont see other Peezle Ward stories like this one. This Darkplace homage just sort of happened but it is not what the series is ultimately about.