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Peezle Ward dazzles us with a brilliant story about a fire fighter who gets down on his luck but through sheer PLUCK get lifts himself by the balls and gets back up.

– The Ghost Of The Fire (@sashmorky)

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Peezle Ward was a boy genius that wrote amazing stories in elementary school. He is now an adult and his stories have not aged with him. A cross-section of American and British humor.

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