– Shmorky (@sashmorky)
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
FULLY SPOTTED DOG - My attempts to remove the spots from a Dalmatian completely backfired, and now I have a useless dog that is all spots and nothing else.
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The Goons make political Magic: The Gathering cards (with bonus jokes for people who actually play)!
In the latest Metal Gear twist, Big Boss could be ANYONE - politicians, celebrities, dogs, even YOU!
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
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