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• Mild, but long-lasting joint pain in one leg
• Citizen Men's BM7170-53L Eco-Drive Titanium Watch $164.69
• Intel ME 8.1 update stuck
• Identify a mutt thread
• [500 words] Religious war in a landfill, Watership Down style.
• I found photos of famous actors when they were nobodies (Pacino, Sheen...)
• The Act of Killing - Possibly one of the greatest documentaries ever made
• MLB GDT 5/25: Baturday once more