Another Visit to Clownportal.com

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• My brother is the dumbest asshole ever
• James Gandolfini dead
• Amazon DOTD - Goal Zero Guide 10 Solar Charge Kit for phones/AA for $89
• Please make some music to be heard by nobody.
• [Monsterhearts] Ravensworth Academy for Young Monsters of Quality
• Tell me how to fix my 3ds
• Awful Survivor: Sports Argument Stadium: No, poker is still not a sport.
• Random BSODs + "Disk boot failure" at start-up