Joint Juice, submitted by Dumbsack Derek. I mentioned how bad this stuff tasted earlier in the article, and I'm not going to take it back! Keith sent a can along with me when I went home because he didn't want so much of it sitting around his place, so I took a can and drank it just to give it a second opinion, and let me tell you, it's no different than my first opinion.
Joint Juice has 1500 mg of glucosamine in each can. This provides the amount of glucosamine shown in some studies to increase joint function and mobility. The once-a-day formula is easy and effective.
Yeah, well it tastes like fruty tea made out of tree bark and grass, so don't drink it recreationally or anything. This stuff is strictly for people with bad knees.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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