Being a Better Roommate
Before we begin this update, I’d like to say a quick word about my friend Zack Parsons: Genius. There it is. He’s been writing the best articles on this site for quite some time now. He’s provided us all with enough free laughs to kill a clown twice over. Week after week, he puts the steaming, savory food of great writing on the table that is Something Awful’s front page, and week after week you have dined with us an enjoyed the man’s hospitality.
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Okay, now on to the update:
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Top Ten Albums of 2009...
Garbage Day
...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong.
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Improper Ganda!
Photoshop Phriday
Propaganda! Don't believe what you see, don't believe what you read.
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LEVI SAYS RELAX
Johnston Checks In
Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.
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Burrito!! Doritos!! Fiesta!! Antipasto!!
AwfulVision
This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter.
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