Before we begin this update, I’d like to say a quick word about my friend Zack Parsons: Genius. There it is. He’s been writing the best articles on this site for quite some time now. He’s provided us all with enough free laughs to kill a clown twice over. Week after week, he puts the steaming, savory food of great writing on the table that is Something Awful’s front page, and week after week you have dined with us an enjoyed the man’s hospitality.

Zack Parsons fans, listen up: you’re about to be transported to next level of his genius. You thought he was great on the web? Wait until you see the man in print, bound in fine papers, adorned with classy illustrations!

The time has come to pre-order his book, the magnificent masterpiece known as My Tank is Fight!

Isn’t that an awesome cover? Believe me, squire, the shit inside is just as good! And there’s, like, hundreds of pages of it!

Click this link to pre-order a copy now. If you don’t, you’re a fool and a coward.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0806527587/104-6804011-8993544?n=283155

Okay, now on to the update:

- Dr. David Thorpe