You can contact me by addressing me in your thoughts or by emailing me at firstname.lastname@example.org/
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0-6 Days - Cosmic Void - Nothingness
8 Days-1938 AD - Celestial Empyrean - Heaven
1939-1945 - Celestial Retreat - Spiral Arm, Galaxy 435-32
1946-Present - Celestial Empyrean - Heaven
1993-1995 - ITT Technical Institute - Charlotte, NC
|Flooding things, meteors, filicide, honey pots, salt pillars, epidemiology.|
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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