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0-6 Days - Cosmic Void - Nothingness
8 Days-1938 AD - Celestial Empyrean - Heaven
1939-1945 - Celestial Retreat - Spiral Arm, Galaxy 435-32
1946-Present - Celestial Empyrean - Heaven
1993-1995 - ITT Technical Institute - Charlotte, NC
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TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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