A Horrible Weekend Adventure

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Pre-meditated Breakup
• Arrested Development S4: Bang 'em out back to back on Netflix
• 18 year old jailed on terrorism charges for posting rap video online
• [mafia] minimalist mafia
• [Recruiting] Fallout: Tennessee, the Blood Opry
• It's hip! It's new! It's fresh! It's Mega Man X7!
• A thread for Houston shooters
• MLB GDT 5/24 Fire Don Mattingly!!!