This article is part of the The Best Of Weekend Web series.
Music by: Lowtax
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
The Weekend Web is an article series on Something Awful where we repost crazy, racist, or disgusting posts made on public forums. The Best Of Weekend Web reenacts these posts as gross cartoons.