This article is part of the The Best Of Weekend Web series.
Music by: Lowtax
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
The Weekend Web is an article series on Something Awful where we repost crazy, racist, or disgusting posts made on public forums. The Best Of Weekend Web reenacts these posts as gross cartoons.