This article is part of the The Best Of Weekend Web series.
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BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
The Weekend Web is an article series on Something Awful where we repost crazy, racist, or disgusting posts made on public forums. The Best Of Weekend Web reenacts these posts as gross cartoons.