Human Resources vs. Interior Man

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Kim Jong-Un shot dead by assassins? That's the rumor
• Rehydrating sick cat
• Tactical Espionage Trading Cards. Let's Play Metal Gear Acid!
• Cooler Master CM Storm Spawn Gaming Mouse - $25
• Cuts Like a Knife: Soul-Crushing Things People Have Said To You
• Thousand Years of Bad Fashion, Let's Play Lost Odyssey.
• Samsung 60" 240hz 3D Wifi LED HDTV w/ Glasses, Blu-ray Player $2299
• How can I help my family?