Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met.
In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Reading is good, in general, but sometimes it's just another way to put insane porn into your body.
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Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
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