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Chicago Bill I respect the law. That's why I'm givin' it a fair fight.
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Cowboy Charlie is callin it quits. Love is one battlefield I ain't skilled enough to fight on.
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Rapid City Russ i am but an imbecile when accompanied by spirits. anyone wanna help me fetch my horse outta the bog?
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Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz my yodeling cost me my beautiful red hair. I think I'm done with it. I'm done with it forever!
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John Red Eagle the spirits of the elders have seen fit to bless us with calm blue skies. I think I'm finally going to build that new wigwam.
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Wenatchee Kid NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT ABOUT CINCINNATI PETE BEING MY LIFE PARDNER AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT.
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Wenatchee Kid and Cincinnati Pete are now listed as pardners.
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Sooty Stan Boy howdy I got me a big ol' honeycomb. Gentleman, ready your biscuits accordingly!
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Tall James McGinley is now listed as lonesome.
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Ol' Floyd Carson *sigh* men... they're all mangy dogs.
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Wild Ron Much obliged for all the well wishes, folks. Chicago Bill's aim is about as true as them newspapers printin' my obituary.
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Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz was scalped by Naches.
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Mad Bill Boothe Aw heck! It's off, boys.
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Mad Bill Boothe looks like we'll be robbing the 4:15 to Phoenix, boys!
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Sheriff Pawley
fancies this.

Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz is deep in Apache territory with nothin' but his wits and his voice. Time to shine, Red. Time to shine.
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Hoagy Calhoun hey tiny madison, I think the two of us plumb got our horses switched last night. mine's the dumb one, yers is the ugly one!
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Rutherford Griffith anyone hittin the saloons tonight? In a celebratin mood on account of my dog comin back.
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Tiny Madison why the heck is my danged horse runnin me in circles? She looks better'n normal, tho.
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Vaquero Esquerra whicha y'all are comin to my chili cookoff???
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Prospectin Doyle anyone know anything about gold fever? cuz I think I got it!!!
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Tallahassee Percy Having recently taken to the Lord's Ways, I no longer find pleasure in fartin around so much.
1 day ago. 2 Comments
Slimy Morgan Doc says I needa cut back on my drinkin on accounta my wild expectoratin
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Father Gerald better not see any of his folk frequenting any houses of sin, or there'll be HELL to pay!
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Gray Clay Bailey trying an experiment: going to shower and wear a new outfit every day to see if it improves my standing with the fairer gender. Today's outfit: a barrel.
1 day ago. 7 Comments
Hoppy is mighty sore at that damn medicine man for sellin me bad peyote. Spent the day kissing a hog's rear end thinking it was my beautiful Ellie.
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Buford Bronson joined the group IF THIS GROUP GITS 10,000 PARDNERS I'LL MARRY MY HORSE.
1 day ago. 33 Comments

The Outlaw Johnny Hunt whoda thunk I'd meet the love of my life the day I git sent to prison? Wait for me Miss Molly Sue! Wait for me!
1 day ago. 14 Comments

Doc Beauzerau looks like jim hoyle prolapsed again. reckon I better fetch the scissors.
1 day ago. 3 Comments

Blackboots McCoy can someone front me a few greenbacks? i'm feelin mighty lucky tonight.
1 day ago. 15 Comments

Green Chaps McGee What them Chinamen do with opium... magnifique! Can't even feel the hurt in my heart no more.
1 day ago. 17 Comments



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