GameFAQs, submitted by me. I love GameFAQs. Whenever I want to participate in worthless polls like "WHAT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER?" or "WHICH CHARACTER FARTS THE MOST?", I will visit GameFAQs. Whenever I want to argue with morons about release dates and bump threads every 5 minutes, I will visit GameFAQs. If I ever want to bathe in ignorance and dry myself off with stupidity, I will visit GameFAQs. Besides, where else does this ever happen?
Oh it gets better.
Hahahahaha! Hurry up folks! They only have 3 copies left! Well, that's not saying much though. They only ever got three copies to begin with.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.