GameFAQs, submitted by me. I love GameFAQs. Whenever I want to participate in worthless polls like "WHAT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER?" or "WHICH CHARACTER FARTS THE MOST?", I will visit GameFAQs. Whenever I want to argue with morons about release dates and bump threads every 5 minutes, I will visit GameFAQs. If I ever want to bathe in ignorance and dry myself off with stupidity, I will visit GameFAQs. Besides, where else does this ever happen?

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– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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