GameFAQs, submitted by me. I love GameFAQs. Whenever I want to participate in worthless polls like "WHAT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER?" or "WHICH CHARACTER FARTS THE MOST?", I will visit GameFAQs. Whenever I want to argue with morons about release dates and bump threads every 5 minutes, I will visit GameFAQs. If I ever want to bathe in ignorance and dry myself off with stupidity, I will visit GameFAQs. Besides, where else does this ever happen?
Oh it gets better.
Hahahahaha! Hurry up folks! They only have 3 copies left! Well, that's not saying much though. They only ever got three copies to begin with.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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