GameFAQs, submitted by me. I love GameFAQs. Whenever I want to participate in worthless polls like "WHAT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER?" or "WHICH CHARACTER FARTS THE MOST?", I will visit GameFAQs. Whenever I want to argue with morons about release dates and bump threads every 5 minutes, I will visit GameFAQs. If I ever want to bathe in ignorance and dry myself off with stupidity, I will visit GameFAQs. Besides, where else does this ever happen?
Oh it gets better.
Hahahahaha! Hurry up folks! They only have 3 copies left! Well, that's not saying much though. They only ever got three copies to begin with.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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