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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Drummer Lee Rigby, stabbed on the kerb by extremists protesting the war
• I-5 bridge over Skagit river outside Seattle collapses
• Stop watching after Phil Hartman leaves: NewsRadio Complete Set - $32
• Sapphire Radeon HD 7850 issues.
• Freaking out because I might be about to lose every friend I have
• I am clueless about boundaries and body language in relationships
• ow ow ow ow ow ow: The Injury Thread 2013
• do you think depressed teenaged boys are still really in to tool?