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This Week on Something Awful...

• Badabing Badaboom
  Webcam Ward
  

  Some guy who resides in Boston and wishes he had mob connections tells people how to be good parents

• Celebrities, Wild Animals and Appliances!
  Photoshop Phriday
  

  The SA forum goons keep finding new homes for famous faces.

• Dream Theater vs. The Mars Volta
  Garbage Day
  

  Two prog bands battle to the death, but EVERYONE SURVIVED. RAHHRGH!

• Preciously Awkward
  The Awful Movie Database
  

  You have been missing out on the hottest indie romantic comedy of 2008.

• The Butterfly Effect 3: REVELATIONS
  Reviews [Movies]
  

  "Hey reviewing bad movies will be WAY better than reviewing bad video games!"

• Gotdamn baby dem cakes sho is clappin!
  AwfulVision
  

  Obligatory Michael Jackson joke, Cunt Smasher and the worst video in the history of the internet.