Senior Living 3: Oldageddon Part I

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Baby's First 4X: Let's Play Warlock: Master of the Arcane
• Fire Emblem+Open-Source+Random Number God: Let's Play Battle for Wesnoth!
• Boyfriend is a drunk, I'm an idiot
• Kickstarter fund a sexual assault manual!
• MLB GDT 6/19: Double Dodgers Day!
• Tell me why my sh!t alarm is going off (plumbing help)
• The China Megathread III: It is not a happy everyday
• SCF Game 4: Welcome to the Tuukka Rask Invitational