Senior Living 3: Oldageddon Part I

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Michael Hastings, having survived Afghanistan and Iraq was killed by fucking LA traffic
• Tell me About River Tubing
• The Last of Us SPOILERS thread. You ahve officially been warned, this is a no black box zone!
• Denzel Washington Delivering The Greatest Line In Cinema History
• Tong your pet!
• Tell me why my sh!t alarm is going off (plumbing help)
• I just can't talk to anyone
• Baby's First 4X: Let's Play Warlock: Master of the Arcane