Livestock: i'm sorry
Moof: at barnes and noble yesterday
Moof: they had a table
Moof: and on the table
Moof: was displayed
Moof: some books
Moof: and the subject of the books was
Moof: needless to say i bought the table
Livestock: i don't blame you tom
Livestock: as an atheist it is difficult to find good tables
Moof: it is
Livestock: tom no man who has ever gone to the moon has died
Moof: except those that died on the moon...
Livestock: also james irwin, alan shepard, and pete conrad
Livestock: which means they never actually walked on the moon...
Moof: no one did josh
Moof: read up
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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