The Wise Table with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: livestock
Livestock: tom
Livestock: i'm sorry
Livestock: moof
Moof: at barnes and noble yesterday
Moof: they had a table
Moof: and on the table
Moof: was displayed
Moof: some books
Moof: and the subject of the books was
Moof: atheism
Moof: needless to say i bought the table
Livestock: i don't blame you tom
Livestock: as an atheist it is difficult to find good tables
Moof: yes
Moof: it is

Lunar Truth Revealed with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom no man who has ever gone to the moon has died
Moof: except those that died on the moon...
Livestock: also james irwin, alan shepard, and pete conrad
Livestock: which means they never actually walked on the moon...
Moof: no one did josh
Moof: read up

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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