Livestock: i'm sorry
Moof: at barnes and noble yesterday
Moof: they had a table
Moof: and on the table
Moof: was displayed
Moof: some books
Moof: and the subject of the books was
Moof: needless to say i bought the table
Livestock: i don't blame you tom
Livestock: as an atheist it is difficult to find good tables
Moof: it is
Livestock: tom no man who has ever gone to the moon has died
Moof: except those that died on the moon...
Livestock: also james irwin, alan shepard, and pete conrad
Livestock: which means they never actually walked on the moon...
Moof: no one did josh
Moof: read up
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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