A Titillating Taste of Twitter
Ever feel like you're just spinning your wheels? Molly doesn't.

Hello Twitter, I am coming to you live from a pile of my own fetid waste products.

Regardless, the dinner date ended early.

rip gf

"Man, I bet announcing that we're ready to kill a dude is going to get me a lot of retweets!"

Pretty sure you could skip church this time and heaven would understand.

