Two distinct statements should not be separated by a comma.
"Dudes, that Wiccan chick with the diaper in Accounting just let go all over her seat!"
First you get the money. Then you get the trust. Then you get the diaper.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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