Two distinct statements should not be separated by a comma.
"Dudes, that Wiccan chick with the diaper in Accounting just let go all over her seat!"
First you get the money. Then you get the trust. Then you get the diaper.
I stand with PewDiePie.
In the coming days Prombles will completely revolutionize the way we think about useless household devices. With less expensive alternatives like Amazon's Echo and Google Home already on the market, what can our smart speaker offer you, the customer?
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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