Two distinct statements should not be separated by a comma.
"Dudes, that Wiccan chick with the diaper in Accounting just let go all over her seat!"
First you get the money. Then you get the trust. Then you get the diaper.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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