Two distinct statements should not be separated by a comma.
"Dudes, that Wiccan chick with the diaper in Accounting just let go all over her seat!"
First you get the money. Then you get the trust. Then you get the diaper.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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