Two distinct statements should not be separated by a comma.
"Dudes, that Wiccan chick with the diaper in Accounting just let go all over her seat!"
First you get the money. Then you get the trust. Then you get the diaper.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
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