In one sense you're working, but in another sense this is definitely not working.
Help, come find me! I'm the most horrible geocaching prize!
justin bieber will u be my date to my gma's funeral ??? please rply
You know when your buddy's got a three-legged dog, and he taught it some normal dog tricks but it doesn't do the tricks exactly right, but you're like pretending to have a nice time anyway? That.
The jig is up, the bad guys didn't count on there being a Bigot Mom.
this is messed up and why is dad making weird throat noises
The other parents in the neighborhood all have a leg up over Sue.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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