In one sense you're working, but in another sense this is definitely not working.
Help, come find me! I'm the most horrible geocaching prize!
justin bieber will u be my date to my gma's funeral ??? please rply
You know when your buddy's got a three-legged dog, and he taught it some normal dog tricks but it doesn't do the tricks exactly right, but you're like pretending to have a nice time anyway? That.
The jig is up, the bad guys didn't count on there being a Bigot Mom.
this is messed up and why is dad making weird throat noises
The other parents in the neighborhood all have a leg up over Sue.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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