Ever feel like you're just spinning your wheels? Molly doesn't.
Hello Twitter, I am coming to you live from a pile of my own fetid waste products.
Regardless, the dinner date ended early.
"Man, I bet announcing that we're ready to kill a dude is going to get me a lot of retweets!"
Pretty sure you could skip church this time and heaven would understand.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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