Ever feel like you're just spinning your wheels? Molly doesn't.
Hello Twitter, I am coming to you live from a pile of my own fetid waste products.
Regardless, the dinner date ended early.
"Man, I bet announcing that we're ready to kill a dude is going to get me a lot of retweets!"
Pretty sure you could skip church this time and heaven would understand.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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