SA Vs FARK Battle: Runners Up
THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK
It began with a lot of insults directed at FARK, you can read the entire article here.
The Amazing Topic: TV Shows That Would Never Be Made
Ever wanted to play network scheduler and god at the same time? Now's your chance! Whip out that completely legal copy of Photoshop and resurrect dead celebrities, make unlikely pairings, or just develop a show so horribly offensive that the very concept makes children weep openly. If you can somehow get arrested because of how offensive it is then, I don't know, bonus points. Wil Wheaton will probably give you a huge bonus if you include someone sucking off a farm animal; he is known to be obsessed with gray-market bestiality porn from the Ukraine.
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