You winned!

Last time I held a contest to celebrate the super-good redesign of Something Awful. Let's look at the entries.

Jacob Embody didn't seem to give two shits.

Chris Walz had no idea that I am terrified by statue penises.

Tomme VidnXs gets points for scale but none for PISSING ME THE HELL OFF!


Nathan Oberle just secured the Obama Presidency.

Congrats to Nathan for winning and making me spend nearly $2.00 on postage. He was sent a written, autographed copy of my grad school article along with a super secret goony prize!
Will you be the next winner?
Who will survive?

– Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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