Behind-the-scenes of your number one source for people-falling-into-cakes footage.
Dieting trends change by the minute, and today's juice fast can quickly transform into tomorrow's multiple heart attack and disrespectful roadside ditch burial. But while fads come and go, some things never change: namely, the so-called "staple foods" quickly sending you to an early and oversized grave.
All the best steals and deals for drunk dads who forgot about Christmas.
Some helpful tips about forcing God's Love on total strangers this Christmas season.
Something Awful's official guide to the best deals the hopelessly corrupt American healthcare system has to offer.
The terrifying reality of being trapped underwater with three other British people.
Guest Columnist Dylan Grobler examines the truth behind President Obama's secret skeletal ties.
In a Something Awful exclusive, get an insider's look at the creative forces behind this beloved sitcom about family, togetherness, and potions.
Harlan Ellison's compelling short story didn't always have its evocative and iconic title. Read on, and discover the alternate names for this pioneering entry in the world of evil computer fiction.
Finally, the slimed have a voice.
No business is safe from the mandatory whimsy that's sweeping the nation.
Find out what it's like to work next to the famed Italian Horse-man with this document pulled straight from the set of his upcoming Summer 2014 blockbuster!
Spooky Steve returns for this fourth update in his ongoing look at holiday audio entertainment.
In this Something Awful exclusive, learn what's going through the mind of America's 65-year-old multi-millionaire comeback kid as he prepares for a captive nation eager to collect their Halo 4 avatar awards for sitting through hours of non-answers and patronizing smirks.
Hey kid. Looks like this is your first day at the old Chuckaroonie. Yeah, I prefer to not give my actual name -- already got too many people that know I work here. I don't care about your story, but the only reason you're talking to me is because I did fifteen in the can for manslaughter.
Lessons in life, from the master of money.
In this Something Awful exclusive, check out what the Kings of Webcomicry plan on bringing to their most benevolent fanatics.