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Your favorite Average Joe pundit sounds off on gun control.
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One man's struggle to save the housing market from unexpected murders.
Behind-the-scenes of your number one source for people-falling-into-cakes footage.
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Some helpful tips about forcing God's Love on total strangers this Christmas season.
Something Awful's official guide to the best deals the hopelessly corrupt American healthcare system has to offer.
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Guest Columnist Dylan Grobler examines the truth behind President Obama's secret skeletal ties.
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