After nearly 25 years on the air, and recent pairings with Family Guy and Futurama, The Simpsons are getting ready to crossover with an unlikely group: themselves.
The hermit crab of retail shares his business secrets.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Helpful hints for your modern-day tomb raider.
The difference Sims 4 players will face if they're not willing to pay for a monthly subscription.
Zip! Bleep! Blap! Video games aren't just for kids! And they're big bucks!
Your favorite Average Joe pundit sounds off on gun control.
An inside look at the rules and regulations behind NBA arm candy.
One man's struggle to save the housing market from unexpected murders.
Behind-the-scenes of your number one source for people-falling-into-cakes footage.
Dieting trends change by the minute, and today's juice fast can quickly transform into tomorrow's multiple heart attack and disrespectful roadside ditch burial. But while fads come and go, some things never change: namely, the so-called "staple foods" quickly sending you to an early and oversized grave.
All the best steals and deals for drunk dads who forgot about Christmas.
Some helpful tips about forcing God's Love on total strangers this Christmas season.
Something Awful's official guide to the best deals the hopelessly corrupt American healthcare system has to offer.
The terrifying reality of being trapped underwater with three other British people.
Guest Columnist Dylan Grobler examines the truth behind President Obama's secret skeletal ties.
In a Something Awful exclusive, get an insider's look at the creative forces behind this beloved sitcom about family, togetherness, and potions.
Harlan Ellison's compelling short story didn't always have its evocative and iconic title. Read on, and discover the alternate names for this pioneering entry in the world of evil computer fiction.
Finally, the slimed have a voice.