Last week he told me the idea for krangslist and I thought it was sort of dumb at the time. Here we are on the next Tuesday and it's still pretty dumb, but I'm happy with it! Maybe it's because I was a huge Ninja Turtle nerd when I was a kid. I'm probably going to have to order a DVD copy of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze now, because that was bar-none my favorite movie for quite a long time. Remember the first time you realized the friendly scientist guy from that movie was the same guy that chained Captain Picard up all naked and tried to get him to see five lights? That messed me up.
Some guys trimmed the tree in my yard and found out one of the branches was hollow and home to a huge colony of slugs and some black widow spiders, living peacefully side-by-side. Big slugs, too. I saw them, they're like the size of hotdogs. So far this year has been a bad year for the me-tree relationship.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!