Facebook contracts the arduous task of censoring its content out to a firm called oDesk which is staffed by over-worked, underpaid, stressed-out third world workers. It is these poor workers who are responsible for policing all of the content on Facebook you really do not want to be exposed to, or so says Facebook. We have exclusively acquired the latest update to oDesk's abuse guidelines.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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