Facebook contracts the arduous task of censoring its content out to a firm called oDesk which is staffed by over-worked, underpaid, stressed-out third world workers. It is these poor workers who are responsible for policing all of the content on Facebook you really do not want to be exposed to, or so says Facebook. We have exclusively acquired the latest update to oDesk's abuse guidelines.
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Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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