Facebook contracts the arduous task of censoring its content out to a firm called oDesk which is staffed by over-worked, underpaid, stressed-out third world workers. It is these poor workers who are responsible for policing all of the content on Facebook you really do not want to be exposed to, or so says Facebook. We have exclusively acquired the latest update to oDesk's abuse guidelines.
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TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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