Facebook contracts the arduous task of censoring its content out to a firm called oDesk which is staffed by over-worked, underpaid, stressed-out third world workers. It is these poor workers who are responsible for policing all of the content on Facebook you really do not want to be exposed to, or so says Facebook. We have exclusively acquired the latest update to oDesk's abuse guidelines.
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Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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