Facebook contracts the arduous task of censoring its content out to a firm called oDesk which is staffed by over-worked, underpaid, stressed-out third world workers. It is these poor workers who are responsible for policing all of the content on Facebook you really do not want to be exposed to, or so says Facebook. We have exclusively acquired the latest update to oDesk's abuse guidelines.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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