A great philosopher once asked the immortal question "Where's the Beef?", and today I'm glad to bring you not one, but two answers. I should warn you that this article contains numerous gratuitous pictures of pure unadulterated meaty goodness, so you will probably gain 3lbs and a day's worth of cholesterol just by reading it. If you are a vegetarian, run for cover, because things are about to get beefy when the forum goons hit town.
The first part of this Goldmine comes from Honk, who felt he owed it to the entire internet to bring us proof of an ungodly entity that has recently been discovered. Finding evidence of a cheeseburger in a can, our brave goon ventured out to make the ultimate sacrifice, all for the sake of getting attention on the internet. This is his harrowing story.
First, here are pictures taken to prove that the legends are true, including the ingredients of the burger in both Klingon and English.
Only three episodes left until the big finale of this show! The finale you have all been waiting for to season 4. Or was it season 5?
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.