I hope you like playing with balls.Deathball Bunker
Fullbright?: No. The one thing they managed to get right.
Spelling Errors in Text File?: No text file. I guess typing out "Put this map in the Half-Life 2 maps directory" was a bit much for the guy.
Pain Level: Being held underwater until you sufficate while the IRS audits your 2003 tax return.
Overview: Don't let the name fool you. Deathball Bunker is not a bunker at all. It is an impenetrable prison from which there is no escape. Here you are forced to play with a small ball in a grey cube with other idiots who were too foolhardy to escape its evil grasp. This is cruel and unusual punishment even for child rapists. If you are somehow stuck playing this map then you must have done something terrible in a past life. I wouldn't wish this map on my worst enemy. I'm guessing that in the map author's wildest fantasies everybody ended up playing this map and it became becoming as popular as something like Deathball for Unreal Tournament 2003 and many hot girls came knocking on his door. Sadly, only grandma will be playing this map.DM FRAG DODGEBALL IS AS BIG AND EMPTY AS [ERA-G]Poopypant's LIFE.DM Frag Dodgeball
Fullbright?: Fully bright as bright can be
Spelling Errors in Text File: Why would there even a text file for this map? How much can you possibly say about a giant grey box?
Pain Level: Eating at a C graded restaurant in Los Angeles County.
Overview: Take one look at the screenshot next to this paragraph. That's it. That's all there is to this map. [ERA-G]Poopypants bills his map as, "a big map to move around and throw grenades at one another". Throwing grenades isn't even fun in small or medium maps! What makes you think it'll be fun in a monolith? Poopypants has big plans for DM Frag Dodgeball though. His readme file details his ambitious plans for this extremely complex map.
To be fair and to have a fun, please don't use the weapons such as Pistol and sub-machinegun. just so you don't get kicked from admin and not to tick off other players who play the map right. Soon there will be version where you only spawn with gravity gun. That will be in v2.
Version 2? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU POSSIBLY IMPROVE ON THIS MASTERPIECE? I don't think Poopypants will ever be able to top this beautiful creation. I can't wait.
Hey ma'! I done made me a Half-Life 2 map! DM Arena
Author: Unknown. What a shock!
Fullbright?: Is a bear catholic?
Spelling Errors in Text File: No text file. I imagine it's because the map maker can't read or write.
Overview: If there's one thing I am sure of in life, it's that amateur map makers have no fucking sense of scale. Believe it or not, this map is much bigger than the screenshot makes it out to be. I was taking a shit today and thinking to myself, I wonder where I could get a map where it takes roughly 15 minutes to walk from one end to the other with absolutely nothing of interest to see in the entire map. DM Arena you have answered my prayers. The artistic style of this map is just amazing. With a total of three, count 'em, three textures, this map really captures the true essence of being trapped inside of a large concrete box. Give this mapper a pat on the back for a job well done.It's like Christmas in December, all of the holiday depression and none of the fun.UnrealStation
Spelling Errors in Text File: If spelling errors were orgasms I would have ejaculated 11 times already.
Pain Level: Being me.
Overview: Holy shit! It's Watts Towers! Finally, a map based on my favorite famous landmark of all time!
Thanks for downloading my map
Created By Platinumofhell from Hl2world.com
This map is a great 14 people map its still in beta and if you see anybugs please report them to firstname.lastname@example.org
Yeah I have a bug for you. YOUR MAP IS DOGSHIT.
There you have it folks. We have seen the future and it doesn't look pretty. Got a horrible Half-Life 2 map? Send in a link!
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