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This Week on Something Awful...

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  The New Ships Available for Star Citizen

  12-09-2013 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

  Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
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  How The Olive Garden Hopes To Outdo Amazon's Drones

  12-07-2013 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

  The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.

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  Chuck Asay Cartoon Contest!

  Comedy Goldmine

  It used to be Chuck Asay who made wacko cartoons that chill you to the bone. Now it's the SA Goons!
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  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; Out of the Furnace; The Book Thief

  Current Releases

  It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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  Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan

  Reviews [Movies]

  Dan Haggerty and Joe Estevez get grizzly all up in Paul Bunyan's bizzly!