Social Security Online: Kid's Place, submitted by dorquemada. Social Security can be a pretty confusing thing, but imagine trying to learn about Social Security when you're just a little kid! Come to think of it, why the hell would a kid need or want to learn about Social Security? Nevertheless, the US Government has wasted time and more tax dollars to create a section of their site for kids. Be sure to have your speakers turned up as far as possible when you're clicking links on this site.
So now children can learn that we are all cattle and that Social Security exists to protect us from lions. Thanks again US Government! Be absolute sure you click the links of the children reading the animal stories. Their shrill voices will haunt you to the end of your days.
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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