On a note sure to disappoint all of you, I am dying of malaria after a botched attempt to build my own canal and found it difficult to write comments this week. You'll just have to enjoy the pictures and write your own comments, perhaps carving them in your flesh, a process far less painful than reading my drivel.
Here is the original image, unedited, as provided by AlMac!
We'll start with AlMac, since he's responsible for starting all of this!
A Childhood Friend
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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