This article is part of the Furious Famicom Faggot series.

The saga continues!... FFF gets a girlfriend, his new retard is revealed, and more stuff happens!
Yet another episode over five minutes long! 5.5MB









– Shmorky (@sashmorky)

More The Flash Tub

This Week on Something Awful...

  • The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'

  • Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.

About this series

A weird mash-up of classic game reviewers, past and present, and then molded into a hideous unfunny asshole.

Other articles in this series

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.