This article is part of the Furious Famicom Faggot series.
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
A weird mash-up of classic game reviewers, past and present, and then molded into a hideous unfunny asshole.