This article is part of the Furious Famicom Faggot series.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
A weird mash-up of classic game reviewers, past and present, and then molded into a hideous unfunny asshole.