This article is part of the Furious Famicom Faggot series.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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A weird mash-up of classic game reviewers, past and present, and then molded into a hideous unfunny asshole.