Spacecow Came in third place, still an honor! Contains a shiva-like creature with cartoon breasts. May not be work safe, but why are you looking at cartoons when you should be working? Get back to work!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.