Spacecow Came in third place, still an honor! Contains a shiva-like creature with cartoon breasts. May not be work safe, but why are you looking at cartoons when you should be working? Get back to work!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.