Spacecow Came in third place, still an honor! Contains a shiva-like creature with cartoon breasts. May not be work safe, but why are you looking at cartoons when you should be working? Get back to work!
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.